More Jackson

In an effort to help professional comedians here are some more fodder:
Michael Jackson dead at 50. His face was 23.
Farah Fawcett is super pissed, he stole her death scene.
I hope they don’t cremate him, it will be hard to clean all that plastic off the grates.
His nose will be auctioned for charity on Ebay tomorrow.
His kids just inherited a shit ton of bills. (I guess that one isn’t that funny.)
The Catholic Church can now consider him for Saint Michael of little boy butthurt.

Really folks, this guy was a super crazy rich pedophile. Stop making him into some hero.

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